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An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf so he puts his name down at the local Club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down, so off he goes down to the Club to ask the reason why!Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish Golf Club?Scot: Aye, and I am as Scottish as ye are Jock.Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.Scot: Aye, so do I.Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?Scot: Aye, neither do I.Secretary: But you are a Jew?Scot: Aye, I be that.Secretary: So you are circumcised?Scot: Aye, I be that too.Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.Scot: Och, away with ye, I ken ye have tae be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen, and I ken ye have tae be a Catholic tae becoom a Knight of Saint Columba, but this is the first time I ever heard ye had tae be a complete prick tae join a Golf Club!!!This is. ” She stepped up to me and gave me a quick kiss on the cheek and looked back down at her chest, dabbing at my cum a little more with the balled up cloth. Through that tank top, her nipples were dark, hard and large under the pure white fabric. “What do you mean?” I swallowed, wishing I had another glass of lemonade. “It's nothing.' she said. I stood there at a loss now, myself. “What is it?” I pressed. Lynn let out a long, drawn out sigh and put her hands on her hips, still holding her crumpled up shirt in one hand. “I know I don't have the body I once had. I just thought...well...” she paused, looking down at herself and brushing at her tank top with her fingers. “You were just excited. That's all.” I got it then that she she still didn't seem to believe what I'd said. She was just chalking this up to how being younger than her, I was randy enough that anything would and could get me off. She had it all wrong. As she sighed a weary smile and looked up at me again, I just.
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